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Aug. 1st, 2003 10:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ravencallscrowsTook the boys to the movies today- alexander wanted to see the latest installation in the Spy Kids series.
I'll keep the review short: i've seen porn films with more of a plot and better writing. Even bad porn films. This wasn't even well enough done to be bad but funny because of it- it was just a vehicle to do a 3D film, and it rode that one trick pony to death.
Only notable line: Ricardo Montelban as the kid's wheelchair-bound grandfather to one of the technicians at the spy agency who was trying to help him by moving the chair: "Don't touch that. It's rrrich Corinthian leather."
One star out of ten, and lucky to get that. Falling below the single star threshold are movies so bad as to be worthy of walking out of rather than continuing to insult one's intelligence.
I'll keep the review short: i've seen porn films with more of a plot and better writing. Even bad porn films. This wasn't even well enough done to be bad but funny because of it- it was just a vehicle to do a 3D film, and it rode that one trick pony to death.
Only notable line: Ricardo Montelban as the kid's wheelchair-bound grandfather to one of the technicians at the spy agency who was trying to help him by moving the chair: "Don't touch that. It's rrrich Corinthian leather."
One star out of ten, and lucky to get that. Falling below the single star threshold are movies so bad as to be worthy of walking out of rather than continuing to insult one's intelligence.
