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Poor are "Lucky Duckies" according to the Wall Street Journal. Ruthlessly lifted from e-mail from damashita.

And now for something completely different. . . .

Well, friends and neighbours, as they say, 'tis the season. Your unflagging reporter Ebenezer Scrooge here with a holidays update. ( Bah, Humbug! (rambles about Chanukah and Christmas. Consider yourselves warned.) )