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Alexander fell asleep on the couch tonight, so i took him into his bedroom and was putting him up into his loft bed, when he woke enough to ask a question. Here's the interchange:
"Why are you putting me up here?"
"Because you fell asleep on the couch, and it's your bedtime."
"I wasn't asleep."
"I tried talking to you for about five minutes, son. You were asleep."
"No, i was just waiting for you to finish."

When i mentioned to him that he was snoring he just rolled over and went back to sleep.