Monkey Grinder

[ravencallscrows]

This fits too well not to pass on. I usually try to refrain from extended song quotes, but i'm making an exception for this one from Chagall Guevera (revolutionary art, get it?):

The collar goes tight,
The fat man's crankin'
And the monkey's reeled in.
Don't he look a little blue?

The fool's sure is shortenin' that monkey's lifespan
This one ain't your ordinary hurdy-gurdy man
All you higher primates sweatin' to keep the company strong,
Have you heard the song of the monkey grinder?

Ain't it the truth, though? Dance to the man playing the tune, or pay the piper.