In Memoriam: 2002-2003 Minnesota Wild (13th of 15)

When Cinderella finds herself the favourite, she's in trouble. When an overachieving hockey team stops scoring goals, it's in trouble. I'm sure this was a pretty decent series, all in all, but i've gotta be honest here- i watched less of this series than of any other one because both teams bore me. Defensive hockey doesn't have to be boring, but the way the Ducks and Wild played, it certainly was. I even found myself flipping to the Mariners at one point, because as boring as televised baseball is, at least the M's generated opportunities to score.